Maraschino’s March 2026 Horoscope

Words: Maraschino

March is a little bit of a messy girl, but we’ll be okay. We’re still very much under the influence of the  reality-melting Saturn-Neptune conjunction and the volatile Mars-Uranus square that perfected at the end of February, so there’s a lingering scorched-earth vibe that we’re continuing to navigate. Mercury is  retrograde in Pisces until the 20th, and we have a full moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo conjunct the South Node on March 3rd, also ruled by Mercury, that will be influencing our skies until about the 18th. In short, relinquish any hope for order, functionality or tidy lines of communication for the next few weeks, and you’ll do great.

Mars shifts into Pisces on March 2nd, forming a flowing connection to Jupiter in Cancer. Things will have a way of working out, just maybe not how you planned. While a lot of the astrology we’re living through presently isn’t for the faint of heart, sinkhole times like these are great for exploring and testing your spiritual practices, meditating, making art and music, reconnecting with yourself, and trying to remember what you’re even doing here. This will be especially helpful around March 6th when Venus sashays into Aries, where she will get what she wants yesterday. She might not be as sure on the 8th when she conjuncts wishy-washy Neptune and task-man Saturn, but you gotta try before you buy.

Jupiter goes direct on March 10th, ushering a welcome shift in tone. Crossing my fingers for greater emotional intelligence, heart-centred connection, and meaningful growth within our communities. Pause and reflect deeply before taking action when Mercury RX conjuncts Mars in Pisces on the 15th. The New Moon in Pisces on March 18th is a beautiful opportunity to set intentions that align with your heart’s truest desires and creative visions. Release what you know has to go, and immerse yourself in inspiration, art, music, and anything that gives you life. 

On March 20th, the Sun moves into its sign of exaltation, Aries, and Mercury goes direct. This looks promising, but we’re in new terrain with Neptune and Saturn conjunctions in the mix. Use this opportunity to take action towards what you truly want. Be visionary, be bold, be a little feral in pursuit of your dreams. But also stay consistent, because Saturn will be checking, nitpicking, and judging the entire time. The month ends on a lush note as Venus enters Taurus on March 30th. Smell the roses, touch grass, cook a meal for someone you love, or treat yourself to something cute. Thank you and good luck! 
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Key Dates:

March 2: Mars -> Pisces

March 3: Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo

March 6: Venus -> Aries

March 7: Sun conjunct Mercury RX, Venus conjunct Neptune

March 8: Venus conjunct Saturn

March 10: Jupiter direct in Cancer

March 15: Mercury RX conjunct Mars

March 18: New Moon in Pisces

March 20: Sun -> Aries, Mercury direct

March 22: Sun conjunct Neptune

March 25: Sun conjunct Saturn

March 28: Saturn sextile Pluto

March 30: Venus -> Taurus


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Tarot: The Star

Keep the faith

Happy birthday, sweet Aries. As some doors shut, new ones are swinging open - so might as well put your best foot forward. Luck rewards your courage and willingness to go all in, hell or high water. Indulge the part of you that loves an adventure, and let your curiosity coax you into taking the leap. It won’t be a straight shot, but you’ll find yourself exactly where you’re meant to be sooner than you think. 


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Tarot: The Chariot

Victory lap

Hi Taurus. A truth involving a soulmate could come to light, and while it may feel a little unnerving at first, relief will increase as the month progresses. The New Moon on the 18th is an invitation to sharpen your focus and chase the dreams that matter most. Work with what you have and trust that what you need will find you when the time is right. Venus brings you flowers on the 30th.


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Tarot: The Emperor

Play the long game

Hey Gemini. There’s magic in the air, and a lot of it can benefit you if you play your cards right. A long lost gift from fate returns to make you smile, but you might have to let something go to make the best of it. Go after what you want fearlessly, with your signature charm, even if you’re not totally sure how to get it. Your love and enthusiasm will inspire others to help you along the way. 


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Tarot: The Magician

Work your magic

Hi Cancer. Your career is going to take off in ways you may or may not feel ready for. While this winning streak will bring forward momentum and recognition, it will require some adjustment. Take a trip somewhere soothing to clear your head and calm your nerves. Thank every person and circumstance, positive or otherwise, that led you home to yourself. It was all worth it.


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Tarot: The Lovers

Choose wisely

Hi Leo. You’ve entered a season of awakening that will present you with a dazzling array of opportunities  to rise, to fall, and to rise up again more enlightened. Don’t be duped by fool’s gold. The more attuned you are to your truth, the less susceptible you are to deception. Unwavering faith in yourself and your many gifts is proof that you already have it all. 


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Tarot: Justice

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

Hi Virgo. Your assignment this month is to rest, relax, and let everyone else put out the fires. Take a nature walk, go to the ocean, or cuddle up with a book you’ve been meaning to read when you finally have a break from the avalanche of responsibilities that never seems to let up. Ask for what you want, and get it. Then thank yourself for all of the positive changes in your life, and in the lives of those around you, that were born from your devotion and steady, consistent effort. 


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Tarot: The Empress

Sitting Pretty

Hi Libra. Explore all the ways you can transform your life into the masterpiece you see in your mind. A message or sign from a past life will reveal how far you’ve come, along with clues about what’s next. You’re closer to realizing a dream than you think. Suss out the sweet spot between discipline and over-extention. Revel in what makes you feel lucky, and you’ll attract more of it. Opportunities to shine and share your gifts will present when you least expect them to. Pay it forward with love and gratitude. 


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Tarot: Temperance

Let yourself cook

Hi Scorpio. Be mindful of where you place your attention this month, and avoid obsessing over circumstances you truly have no control over. Relief comes quickly when you focus on what fulfills you emotionally, creatively, and spiritually. A message or sign you’ve been waiting for finally arrives - in a song, on a page, in a text. Mull it over and let it expand your world.


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Tarot: Judgement

Keep it 100

Hi Sadgie. You’re a blazing hot bombshell as Venus struts into Aries and your fifth house on the 6th. Stay ready for lucky opportunities to make art and love, but be discerning about what you commit to as the mercury RX rules apply triple-double until the 20th. If you happen to catch the evil eye from onlookers, blow a kiss and keep it moving. No risk, no reward. When you bet on yourself, you hit the jackpot every time.


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Tarot: The High Priestess

Trust your gut

Hey Cappie. The Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Virgo on the 3rd will highlight how much you’ve evolved over the past year. You may notice that you’ve outgrown certain connections or beliefs, and that you’re ready to expand your horizons in ways you may have shied away from before. While it may feel destabilizing, taking inventory of all your blessings no matter how small will support the growth mindset you need to attract and generate more good fortune in your life.


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Tarot: Strength

Hold the line

Hi Aquarius. You’re firing on all cylinders right now. Have faith in your ability to blaze a trail forward that feels inspiring, life-affirming, and beautifully aligned with your loftiest visions of the future. By month’s end, you’ll have a clearer sense of what and who gets to come along for the ride. Time spent with people you love will bring you back down to earth when your head starts to spin. In spite of it all, your best days are still ahead of you.


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Tarot: The Sun

Outshine the Sun

Happy birthday, gorgeous. Grounding yourself in what you love will make it a little easier to navigate the chaos of the moment gracefully. The big picture will reveal itself when you don’t try to force it. Prioritise pleasure, flirt, and indulge your senses with music and art. Bubble baths are pretty nice too. If it’s too heavy to take with you, drop it and move on.

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