Maraschino’s September 2026 Horoscope

Words: Maraschino

September will feel kind of chill compared to the chaotic, transformative energy of August, with much of the focus shifting toward how to make the best of everything that was unearthed during eclipse season. That said, the month kicks off on a bitchy note as Mars in Cancer squares Saturn in Aries on September 1st, with both planets in their detriment expressing themselves most uncouthly. Feelings will be stacking, composure will be lacking. Proceed with caution for, honestly, the first week and change. That aside, we still have Venus in lovely Libra as well as an exalted mercury in Virgo until September 10th, so do your best to lean into their charms however they grace your chart. 

September 10th brings a palpable shift as we have a New Moon in Virgo, Venus ingressing into Scorpio, Mercury shifting into Libra, and Uranus retrograding in Gemini. Retrogrades usually bring a massive exclamation point or indicator of what the transit is about for each of us, and with Uranus involved it will likely be shocking or surprising in some way. The New Moon in Virgo is our yearly opportunity to lock into the routines and habits that will elevate our game for maximum performance over the next six months. Mercury’s move into Libra will bring some much-needed levity, diplomacy and elegance to the chat until September 30th, while Venus in Scorpio serves up slightly scorned, patent-adorned baddie energy for an extended stay until  October 24th, as she prepares to retrograde next month. 

Mercury in Libra trines Pluto in Aquarius, and opposes Neptune in Aries on September 12th creating an opportunity for brilliant, creative, and cathartic exchanges of ideas with the potential that some of the details can be hazy, misunderstood, or miscommunicated. Be mindful of mixed signals and don’t ignore red flags to keep the peace. Neptune in Aries sextiles Pluto in Aquarius on September 15th, and with both retrograde, there is a deep, internal pull to reimagine our dreams in a way that aligns with our ever-shifting timelines. On September 18th, Mercury in Libra opposes Saturn in Aries, which may initiate heavy conversations around commitment and responsibility, especially in partnership dynamics where imbalances have become difficult to overlook.  ___STEADY_PAYWALL___

Libra season and the Fall Equinox (for my Northern Hemispherians) begin on September 22nd, ushering in a fresh breeze of opportunities to explore the wide world of love, partnerships, collaborations, and reciprocity. Libra’s faithful ruler, Venus, will retrograde next month on October 3rd, so be cautious about entering into new relationships, as we are already in the shadow period at this time. Also, understand that your exes (the good and lesser good ones) may be swinging by in some form over the coming weeks. 

On September 25th, the Sun in Libra opposes Neptune in Aries, which can make relationships or one-on-one bonds seem more ideal or conversely, worse, than they actually are. Try to keep that goblet half-full, and maybe just pour all of its contents into a beautiful work of art or music for best results. The Full Moon in Aries on September 26th illuminates the me vs. we dynamics in our lives, potentially bringing closure or completion to a situation that began in mid-April. This is a time to explore all the ways we can honor our individual needs and desires with harm to none, while releasing any relational patterns where maintaining harmony requires us to abandon ourselves. 

Mars enters Leo on September 27th, bringing more courage and motivation around creative risk-taking, performing, and putting ourselves out there. The flip side of this energy can be pride, ego, and an unquenchable thirst for recognition - so don’t be that guy, okay? Mercury enters  Scorpio on September 30th, making us all probing super-sleuths ready to get to the bottom of anything that doesn’t immediately pass the sniff test. All of this is building up to what will be an incredibly intense October, so for now, good night and good luck!

Key Dates:

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September 1: Mars in Cancer square Saturn in Aries

September 10: Venus -> Scorpio

Mercury -> Libra

Uranus retrogrades in Gemini

New Moon in Virgo

September 12: Mercury in Libra trine Pluto in Aquarius, 

                      Mercury in Libra opposing Neptune in Aries

September 15: Neptune Rx in Aries sextile Pluto Rx in Aquarius

September 18: Mercury in Libra opposing Saturn in Aries

September 22: Sun -> Libra

September 25: Sun in Libra opposes Neptune in Aries

September 26: Full Moon in Aries

September 27: Mars -> Leo

September 30: Mercury -> Scorpio


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Tarot: The Chariot

Second to none

Hey Aries. Stay faithful to your vision and true to your convictions no matter what resistance you’re up against right now. Your intuition is walking point, so trust it. As the path ahead materializes, illusions and confusion will fade, along with any self-doubt you’ve been reluctant to release. Find a quiet place in nature to appreciate how far you’ve come over the last year.


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Tarot: The Devil

Check yourself

Hey Taurus. You’ll have no shortage of opportunities to indulge in the best of life’s offerings, so have at it – with the knowing that discernment is your bestie. If it’s truly fulfilling no matter who’s watching, have two. If it feeds your ego but starves your soul, send it back. The wisdom to know the difference will find and benefit you in ways that extend far beyond the moment.


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Tarot: Strength

Wild at heart

Hey Gemini. Your intuition is ultra potent right now, illuminating profound truths about yourself and your environment that you may have missed before. Your sense of beauty, love, creativity and abundance is evolving, too, inspiring you to explore new avenues of self-expression. The more you recognize the magic at play in your life, the more you have to enjoy.


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Tarot: The Empress

Grace under fire

Hey Cancer. You’re psychically attuned to your surroundings more than usual, and there’s a lot of momentum on your side to ascend the ranks. Be kind, but stand on business, and don’t hesitate to cut the weeds so a fresh crop of roses can bloom in their place. 


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Tarot: The World

All or nothing

Hi Leo. You may not realize it now, but your past and present efforts are paying off. It’s okay to reserve some skepticism, just don’t let it blind you to all the positive momentum you’re building. Curiosity, creativity, and a bit of feral impulsivity will free you from any stagnation, self-imposed or otherwise, that’s holding up the show. 


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Tarot: The Tower

Meant to be

Happy birthday, gorgeous Virgo. A big breakthrough brings much-needed relief and a sense that it was going your way all along. Memories and energies from your past may resurface to be witnessed with a refreshed set of eyes. Your priorities may have shifted, but your principles are intact. Treat yourself to anything that feels indulgent, relaxing, and venusian to remind yourself who TF you are: Perfection.


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Tarot: The Magician

Midas touch

Happy birthday, beautiful Libra. You’ve watched the pendulum swing through last month’s eclipses, waiting for the dust to settle before acting. While you’re more or less ready to place your bets and let destiny handle the rest, curveball windfalls may upset even your best-laid plans. Take the win and run. 


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Tarot: Wheel of Fortune

Roll the dice

Hey Scorpio. Pay attention to your dreams, intuitive hits, and synchronicities, as they are likely leading you to doors you’d love to walk through. Good luck finds you in surprising ways, too. Ask the universe to show you how great it can be. You may not get all of the intel at once, but you’ll have more than enough to know that you’re headed in the right direction. 


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Tarot: The Sun

Shine

Hi Sadgie. Set boundaries that give you space to spread your wings and keep the bystanders in their place. Fresh and enlivening opportunities to thrive and grow are emerging, but you’ll need to be grounded, focused, and dialed into your devil-may-care optimism to make the most of them. Blow a kiss and keep your eyes on the prize.


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Tarot: Judgement

Answer the call

Hey Capricorn. You were recently reminded of your formidable power, and now you’re ready to push a boulder or two over the mountain. Opportunities to exceed your own (and everyone else’s) expectations will stack, and you won’t fumble one. Don’t stress about perfection; your integrity and commitment to the long game will impress, enchant, and elevate anyone lucky enough to be along for the ride.


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Tarot: The Fool

No rearview

Hi Aquarius. Long-held dreams are manifesting at a rapid pace, and it’s up to you to seize the moment. Hesitation to act will lead to regret more so than a hasty misstep or two, especially if you’re charming about it. Stress less. You have everything you need to achieve your desired outcome, all you have to do is roll up your sleeves. 


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Tarot: The Hanged Man

Change your mind

Hi Pisces. Love is all around. The love you’ve always dreamed of - the love you’ve given freely to everyone you’ve ever loved without expectation of anything in return - is finding its way back to you. Can you believe it? Will you receive it? Sometimes where we’ve been can cloud our perception of where we are. An open mind and heart will attune you to the magic of the moment so you can enjoy it. 

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