Maraschino’s May 2026 Horoscope

Words: Maraschino

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May will hopefully provide a little respite from the whiplash pace of April, but it’s still bookended by two Full moons and plenty of jump-scares to keep your toes tapping. 

The first week of the month is a pressure-cooker, beginning with the full moon in Scorpio on May 1st that will bring hidden truths to light, and closure or completion to something significant initiated back in November. Mercury moves into Taurus on May 2nd, shifting our focus to stability, money, and the tangible realm. The Mars-Jupiter square on May 4th can be galvanizing and lucky if channeled intentionally, but carries the risk of overconfidence, recklessness, and pushing ourselves beyond realistic limits. Mercury in Taurus will square Pluto in Aquarius on May 5th, stirring up heavy conversation, obsessive thoughts, and unsettling revelations. On May 6th, Pluto stations retrograde, initiating a slow, deep emotional purge and internal transformation over the next 6 months. 

Not as breezy as I like my Taurus seasons, but the energy softens up around the 10th as the Sun and Jupiter form a daydream sextile, followed by a Mercury-Jupiter sextile on May 13th, bringing grounded optimism, good news, and ideally, gifts. The Mercury Cazimi on May 14th offers a moment of clarity and stabilizing lucidity. From there, the New Moon in Taurus on May 16th gives us a chance for a fresh start around material stability, resources, and self-worth. 

Mercury zips into Gemini and conjuncts Uranus on May 17th, bringing glowing insights, surprises, flashes of brilliance, and likely some unexpected or chaotic news. On May 18th, Mars dips into Taurus as Venus splashes into Cancer, forming a sexy sextile that blends earthly steadiness with emotional readiness. Everything is romantic, you know? 

Gemini season begins on May 20th, and the Sun forms a disruptive conjunction with Uranus. Anything goes with this one, so “expect the unexpected” as they say. May 26th could be a doozy as Mars in Taurus squares Pluto in Aquarius and the Sun trines Pluto. This transit usually ushers in the horrors, so do your best to avoid conflict wherever possible, and look for win-win solutions if you miss the off-ramp. The Jupiter-ruled Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 31st will bring completion, release, and perspective, highlighting how our views, beliefs, and sense of purpose have expanded or evolved since December. 

Enjoy channeled messages based on the current transits for your sign below, and if you’d like a personal reading, you can check out my site at www.maraschinotarot.com ___STEADY_PAYWALL___

Key Dates:

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May 1: Full Moon in Scorpio

May 2: Mercury -> Taurus

Mar 4: Mars in Aries square Jupiter in Cancer

May 5: Mercury in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius

May 6: Pluto Retrograde

May 10: Sun in Taurus sextile Jupiter in Cancer

May 13: Mercury in Taurus sextile Jupiter in Cancer

May 14: Sun conjunct Mercury in Taurus

May 16: New Moon in Taurus

May 17: Mercury -> Gemini, Mercury conjunct Uranus in Gemini

May 18: Mars -> Taurus, Venus -> Cancer, Venus in Cancer sextile Mars in Taurus, Mercury in Gemini sextile Neptune in Aries

May 19: Mercury in Gemini trine Pluto in Aquarius

May 20: Sun -> Gemini

May 22: Venus in Cancer square Neptune in Aries, Sun conjunct Uranus in Gemini

May 24: Sun in Gemini sextile Neptune in Aries

May 26: Mars in Taurus square Pluto in Aquarius, Sun in Gemini trine Pluto in Aquarius

May 28: Venus in Cancer square Saturn in Aries

May 31: Full Moon in Sagittarius


Tarot: Wheel of Fortune

Meant to Be

Hey Aries. You’re in the mood to win and you will, but you may have to switch up your strategy a little bit. First of all, what’s the rush? Second: power doesn’t have to announce or prove itself - because we already know, you know? Kick your feet up, take a bubble bath, curl up with a nice book, do something sweet for numero uno. The more you prioritize your peace, the faster things will come together. 


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Tarot: The Hermit

Roll Solo

Happy Birthday, lovely Taurus. This month you’re getting reacquainted with your power, magnetism, inner beauty, and everything you love about yourself. Some days this might look like buying yourself roses; other days, it means releasing relationships with people who don’t get it. However it plays out, you’re choosing yourself and that’s where the magic happens.


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Tarot: Strength

Beast Mode

Happy birthday, sweet Gem. You’ve been doing so much growing and evolving behind the scenes, and now it’s time for the grand reveal. With Uranus in your sign for the next 7 years, you’ll be dazzling, disruptive, electrifying, off-kilter, maybe a little annoying - but certainly not boring. All gas, no brakes, no rearview. New experiences await your embrace, meet them with your signature curiosity and an open heart. 


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Tarot: The Fool

Take the Plunge

Hey Cancer. You’re finally ready to let go of grievances that have held you back for as long as you can remember. Talents you may have overlooked or forgotten will awaken as you free up space for what’s actually you. Time spent among the flowers will feel sweet and serene, offering  impressions of what’s to come. The deeper you fall in love with what you already love, the more you’ll discover there is to love. 


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Tarot: The World

Zoom Out

Hey Leo. Trust may be a hot-button issue at this time. Home life could feel intense. Be conscious of agendas, but relief will come quickly if you’re open to dialogue. Something you’ve taken a profound interest in will unlock many lucky doors for you. Explore it with enthusiasm, honesty, humility, and gratitude for all of the gifts it brings. Love will sneak up on you when you least expect it.


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Tarot: The Empress

Hey Dollface

Hi Virgo. Something you sacrificed a lot for is coming together more beautifully than you ever could have imagined. Be grateful for every flower, trophy, kiss on the cheek (or feet) you receive. Meditate, relax, and show yourself some love for all that you’ve accomplished. Make time for adventures that open your mind to the infinite potential within and without. Rinse. Repeat. 


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Tarot: The Magician

Work your Magic

Hey Libra. A bolt of good fortune is coming your way bringing opportunities to explore new horizons, stack paper, and look fab doing it. The vibes may be chaotic, but trust that the path you’re on will lead you to where you’re meant to be. You’ll know it’s real when grifters try to hitch their wagons to your star. You may feel a little chopped around the full moons this month, so try to pad your schedule with plenty of time to daydream, dawdle, and do your thing. 


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Tarot: The Lovers

Love You More

Hey Scorpio. With the full moon in your sign on the 1st, it’d be good to prioritize activities that feel rejuvenating and remind you who the F you are. There’s a good possibility that a truth will come to light around this time, and while it could rattle you a bit, it will ultimately bring you closer to peace. Meditate, make art, and keep your boundaries healthy. 


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Tarot: The Devil

Free Yourself

Hey Sadge. Moderation in all things, and gratitude for everything is the ticket right now. You’re evolving at a dizzying pace, and your reality is shifting in kind. Any challenges you encounter are there to slow you down so you can appreciate what’s working, and even make a little time to smell the roses. Speaking of which, getting out into nature sans phone will bring a flood of downloads from the cosmos far more enchanting than the tech overlords could ever. 


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Tarot: The Sun

Play Time

Hey Capricorn. Love is in the air and all you have to do is rise to meet it. A new chapter is unfolding for you, and it only took your whole life to get here. Stand your ground, sharpen your focus, and trust your intuition as things unfold over the coming weeks. Bodies of water will bring clarity and comfort when you need them. 


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Tarot: Temperance

Patience

Hey Aquarius. If you’ve been feeling stagflated, that’s about to flip. With Uranus finally out of your home-zone and onto your fifth house of romance, creativity, and fun- the lightning bolts that crash 24/7 will be a lot lighter and brighter than they’ve been in years. Let inspiration and innovation be your guides, fueling the fire of your heart’s desire. Appreciation for all the magic unfolding will help clear any emotional cobwebs blocking your view. 


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Tarot: The Emperor

Lock In

Hey Pisces. You’re on a winning streak this month, and playing the long game will keep it going. Practical, methodical moves are favored over rolling the dice and hoping for the best. Treat your time with respect and others will follow suit. A day trip to the water will do you good if you need to decompress. Enjoy the flowers coming your way. 

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